The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Danny Trejo ... Machete Cortez
Robert De Niro ... Senator John McLaughlin
Jessica Alba ... Yvetta Sartana
Steven Seagal ... Torrez
Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz
Jeff Fahey ... Michael Booth
Cheech Marin ... Padre Cortez
Don Johnson ... Von Jackson
Shea Whigham ... Sniper
Lindsay Lohan ... April Booth
